mysterchrys asked: I am not joking at all. I seriously want to take you up on your offer 100% RIGHT NOW!!! I would absolutely love to marry you and have you as my gorgeous wife and then we get to learn each other form the inside out. Please be serious about this because I know I am.

I must kindly decline. As much as I joke about a Dharma and Greg situation I am much too practical for that and plus STRANGER DANGER!