May 2013
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April 2013
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March 2013
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VOTE FOR JULIE AND MONICA →
My friend Julie is an amazingly wonderful person and her partner is amazing for loving Julie. They want to have a perfect wedding and deserve it so please please vote for them!
February 2013
19 posts
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In my perfect world:
Shoshana and Ray get married and have a million jewish babies.
I marry Adam Sackler and Charlie.
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My day so far:
Watched too much catfish (There is no such thing as too much catfish)
Now I’m reading a romance novel about a cowboy
And I will finish up the night with some nail painting.
I live a very enriched and fulfilling life…
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Hello my name is Chanelle
and I am addicted to poorly scripted movies and “reality” t.v. I cannot help how I feel. I just need to watch! Think of the vilest reality show and I am probably in love with it. People I don’t need judgement, I need help!
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My plans for the rest of the night:
Knitting
watching zombie movies
eating cookies
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I'm not prepared for this storm at all
In my fridge I have a maybe expired half gallon of lactaid, some half dead grapes, and red velvet yogurt. So this should be good.
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Pms, wine, and melancholy.
The most heart breaking part of a failed relationship is not the initial break up but the moment when you realize it’s actually, for real, honest to god, never going to be what you had dreamed for. The moment when you know one day you’ll see them and your heart will do that little flip it always does when you see them but you wont reach for each other. The only thing left between you is the...
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I'm knitting a scarf...
I think. Right now it looks like a boy scout is trying to get his knot badge while high. So just not good.
theongreyjoy:
yo single ladies. valentines day is probably the best holiday of the year. don’t be hatin
because a week afterwards
all of that chocolate in heart boxes
goes on sale
for like 75% off
you can just go to the store and buy like 12 of them
for like 3 dollars each
and then go home and consume them
assorted chocolates
beautiful assorted chocolates
if you don’t see valentines...
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Last night
I walked into some sort of game convention
Had a Canadian Man-boy teach me how to play this game called War Machine
I bought a drink for a tranny
Also I touched a random womans crotch.
She said and I qoute. “Now go out there and have some fun you little slut”
After all that I still don’t know how to play war machine
January 2013
9 posts
timdarling:
how do you read a book without bending the fucking spine
like
how do you comfortably indulge yourself in it’s rich pages by focusing on whether you’re bending the spine or not
i love seeing well loved books
books with sand in the paper creases
books with folded pages and books with frayed corners
books with coffee stains
books with curled covers
a book is meant for enjoyment...
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Accepting Applications: My dream man (Wishful...
He can laugh at my jokes andd tell me when I’m being a bitch. He will know how to make me laugh until I cry. He can laugh at himself. He’ll know that if he trips I’ll probably laugh first but sincerely care if he’s hurt. He wont take it personal when I need sissy time. He loves zombie movies. Even the terrible ones. He cares about his mother and understands even when I complain about mine she...
Mood:
Apathetic.
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Swing Kids
Just crying myself to sleep to this movie.
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December 2012
20 posts
Fuck Snow
I fucking hate snow and i hate working in super snowy wrentham and i hate the cold. Fuck.
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Reblog if you're Single.
Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother
11 million
This number is slightly comforting.
Drunk crying
About sex men and the woes that come with them. Wow my life is shit.
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I want that relationship where you
-wrestle each other -call each other names -argue for no reason and make up 2 seconds later -sit around doing nothing but still have fun because you’re together -talk about everything for hours -take stupid pictures together -watch Disney channel movies -eat like a fatass -make fun of each other
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Watching The Boondock Saints
This movie literally never gets old
juicyjacqulyn:
am i the only person who gets a lady boner when a guy says “come here” in terms of cuddling, kissing, etc. they’re like magical words.
i love it love it LOVE IT
ugh
god
yes
pls
say it
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I would appreciate someone to coach me to hide my apathy for my surroundings. And many lack of sympathy for the situations people get themselves into.
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
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I had a sex dream last night
It was awkward. Even on my dreams Im awkward. And horny… this post just got awkward and Im still horny.
